I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
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