the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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