you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
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