Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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