Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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