I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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