doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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