Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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