just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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