Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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