just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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