The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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