Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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