You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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