we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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