You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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