so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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