WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I don't think brook has ever known best
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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