it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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