dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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