what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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