So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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