why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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