We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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