Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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