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I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now

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(281): View more from Texas

Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno

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(316): View more from Kansas

She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....

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(630): View more from Illinois

She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep

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(615): View more from Tennessee

took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now

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(661): View more from California

Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.

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(480): View more from Arizona

She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.

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(407): View more from Florida

She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!

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