I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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