I'm lost and stupid without you.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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