My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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