her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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