But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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