Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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