Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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