If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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