So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
