I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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