I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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