hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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