Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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