Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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