it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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