I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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