NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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