It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
