Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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