No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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