That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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