I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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You. Win. At. Life.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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