So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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