Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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