Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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