It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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