How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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