dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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