they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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